Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/01/celebrate-wolfenoot-the-new-w.html
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Happy Wolfenoot!
Awooo! Definitely going to celebrate this.
I like it.
Before someone suggests the same thing for cats:
Stop.
You know, I know, we all know, none of them will appreciate it. The best one can hope for is a mild sign of non-indifference or not knocking something off the table for a day.
Substitute “pets” in for “dogs” and I’m 100% on board. It’ll give us something to do while the Americans are having their much-belated Thanksgiving Day.
My cat expects to be celebrated and worshiped every day. Designating a single day would be an insult to the fact that she’s always special (and will make sure you know it).
at the point in Earth furthest from any wolf…
But I suppose you’re not going to fire a child’s imagination with stories of a parrot that strips the rubber off of cars.
I like dogs and this…
…and wolves.
I get extra stuff!
See, there’s the problem in a nutshell. You expect cats to be non-indifferent, i.e. dogs.
No I expect cats to be indifferent. To be non-indifferent on they day set aside for them would be unusual, and the best you could hope fur. Er, for.
Eh. Let’s not water it down.
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