Originally published at: Check out this fake scrotum with a secret CIA radio | Boing Boing
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“You’re with the CIA? Does that mean you have a cyanide capsule hidden in one of your teeth?”
“No, but I can get local sports on my left testicle.”
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I wonder where they hid the antenna?
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Considering that you had to lose one of your teeth to have a cyanide capsule, is it really such a surprise that there weren’t many people who would sign up for the testicle radio?
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KGB: “Wait. Why you have so many?”
CIA Agent: “They’re… uh… my wisdom testicles. I haven’t had them taken out yet.”
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Sadly, Google thinks I am too young to watch that and demands to see my credit card or driving licence… they must think I’m stupid, or something. They ain’t getting those! 
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Imagine being the poor guy back at headquarters who has to monitor the transmission.
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I hope no one got… sacked over this.
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Pocket dial means something different now.
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You can smuggle plums with one of those too.
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I watched the video. Curses to whomever said “Pictures or it didn’t happen”.
Unfortunately the radio was discovered when someone in the Soviet embassy bought a “Mr. Microphone” on the black market.
Hilarity ensued.
Then some torture and 19 hours of interrogation, followed by 2 years of making cross-country skis for the Red Army at a labor camp 12km outside the village of Karantsty.
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They can tour with Rudimentary Penii and Anal C*nt
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Coming to a punk club near you…
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