Chemical test to authenticate cat poop coffee




Civets ain't cats!

-shakes fist!-

Sure, they're in the "Feliformia" suborder, but then again so are hyenas and mongooses. Civets are their own type of mammal, and instead of being stereotypically lazy and self-centered Westerners - lumping an exotic type of animal into a grouping with one we're intimately familiar with - we should bother to take the time and make the effort to simply add civets to our mental list of kinds of animals.

Ziti isn't spaghetti, lychees aren't nuts, and civets aren't cats!

-stomps off to go have an apopleptic fit-


I've always wondered how they get the kitties to eat so many coffee beans. Don't they get the jitters?


I'd avoid the coffee anyway - the conditions many civets are kept in are dire.
If you manage to get free range or wild coffee, there's no guarantee of quality - how can you be sure the civet will eat the best beans?


is it IgNobel season already?


Yeah! Next thing you know, a writer will use schizophrenic when they mean split-personality...


New word of the day: metabolomics.


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