Chest-burster Creme Egg

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See, this is what happens when you switch your Creme Egg recipe to using standard cocoa mix chocolate.

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More importantly, why is no one discussing the outrage that is the fact that these supposed “delicious” “candy” “treats” are filled with Weyland-Yutani ANDROID BLOOD!

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When people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don’t expect to have the their chest bursted!

#5

Not that any good will come of it, but this is a WAY better meme for “just look at this ______, just look at it” than bananas. Just sayin’.

#6

It’s supposed to be the FACEHUGGERS that hatch from the eggs. The Xenomorphs burst out of chocolate bunnies.

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RIPLEY: How many chocolatiers?
VAN LEUWEN: Sixty, maybe seventy pâtissiers.
RIPLEY: Sweet Jesus.

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That’s some majorly hydrophobic skin that chest-burster has, eh.

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Perhaps W/Y’s bio-weapons and confection division finally got its hand on some Xeno DNA and was able to by-pass the middle man. The creamy sugar center of a cadbury creme egg could be easily modified to act as a gestation goo for the chest burster to thrive in.

#10

You don’t fool me, Gibson!

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And this is why Americans can’t have Kinder Surprise eggs!

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That explanation’s got just enough plausible deniability to suggest that there’s a deeper conspiracy and that you are being used to spread disinformation. Who ‘leaked’ this to you? Be ware. Be very ware.

#13

Belt-bursting, perhaps, if one eats too many, but not chest bursting.

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I can neither confirm nor deny that this guy is related to me https://deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bishop-alien-3-deadly-movies1.jpg

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