I guess the automatic âbad egg detector and deflectorâ is hidden by the cover of the machine? They wouldnât let those rotten eggs get in with the good ones, now would they . . .
Why donât they just use squirrels?
Huh⌠I guess she was all albumin and no yolk.
âmesmerizedâ
No Polish gunman shouting âIâm doing it for the chicksâ?
âHow does the Ovo-Tech break eggs??â
âNone of your business!â
The gif was from a different video?
no more baby parts!
You know, back in the '70s Wonka had a machine for that. But I guess with all the layoffs and the Oompa Loompas going on strike, they had to figure out alternative methods when the machines broke down.
Itâs what you get for not investing in Loompa capital, and outsourcing most manufacturing overseas.
Didnât anybody else notice the single egg contaminating the entire batch with its white-shelliness?
Perhaps unrelated, but I saw this short film when I was a kid, and anytime someone talks about industrial egg production it reappears in my brain:
You are in timeout, mister.
Having had to crack eggs for a commercial bakery, I canât tell you how much this machine turns me on. I personally prefer the two handed crack method:
BUT WHY?!?!?!
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#YOU CANâT MAKE ME!!!
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[stares @japhroaig in the eyes, and, slowly but surely, pushes an objet dâart off the table]
#IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.Â
Marvellous machine!
I canât stop thinking about thousands and thousands of chicken laying eggs relentlessly to feed machines that are faster and faster.
Cool tech, though.
