Child porn thumbdrive "fell out" of man's bottom


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#2

I was cleaning my flat, naked, when I sat down unexpectedly on my child porn…


#3

Well if you’ve got a better place to store your child porn, I’d like to hear it.


#4

Well there’s your first problem.

Me? I was cleaning someone else’s flat naked and must have sat down unexpectedly on their child porn.


#5

The cloud, that way nobody knows it’s there! My friend Kim Dotcom told me all about it.


#6

Schoolboy error.


#7

Christ, what an asshole.


#8

If he had just put it in his pocket, I doubt it would have gotten a second look.


#9

It sounds like in this case he had it wedged down between his cheeks rather than way up in his digestive tract. That’s what you get for half-measures.


#10

Funny he doesn’t look like a paedophile


#11

I can always tell by the pixels.


#12

Yeah sticking things up your ass usually draws attention to said thing :smile:


#13

Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article 'a dildo,’ never 'your dildo.’


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