Lost and lonely dildo on a conveyor belt

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Reminds me of another classic:

I found mom’s wobbly sword!

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(deja-vu all over again?)

Leave it to the TSA to molest people’s sex toys.

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“The Road Goes Ever On” by Dildo Baggage (claim)

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Or: I found Daddy’s wobbly sword.

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Considering the length, it might be for both of them!

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I have been told “it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion”.

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That’s what I was going to say.

Hahahah the way it was eloquently worded to me was:

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat :wink:

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which… doesn’t actually make any sense

so anyway, the porn version of Toy Story 2 kinda writes itself at this point.

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“You gotta friend in me.”

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Poll: if it had fallen out of your bag, under what circumstances would you get it from the baggage claim? Like, in terms of price of the item, witnesses, etc

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On its way to Oregon?

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If it wasn’t ruined and could be cleaned, I suppose. If it was in poor shape, I would have them toss it.

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oh, that’s Trump, thinking he’s on a merry-go-round.

Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo…always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, not “your” dildo.

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that’s definitely a good one, especially with the ,boy that goes at the end of that line.

also when Jessie the yodelling vibrator sings about how special Emily was…

Stinky Pete the prospector.

When Buzz and the other sex toys set off to find Woody and the Fleshlight says to Buzz give Woody this when you find him, and Buzz says “Thanks but I don’t think it will mean the same coming from me”

When the owner of Al’s Sex Emporium finds the rare Woody Dildo with the hand stitched removable vinyl sheathing at the yard sale, and it turns out the mom is a connoisseur… yes, I can probably wrap this up in an hour - half an hour if I’m really inspired.

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You know brazzers or some other company probably has a script like that locked up already. But, you don’t hear about porn companies (besides the whole Prenda debacle) suing over IP.

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Now, that’s a country song waiting to happen…

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