Lost and lonely dildo on a conveyor belt

Yeah, but look at the size of him, he won’t be lonely for long.

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WELL it isn’t mine! I tied a yellow ribbon to mine so I could tell which one it was. #travelingtips

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By the looks of it, It’s both!

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I have to disagree with the mom in the video…it is QUITE funny.

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When I was in college we had a 500-question “purity test” that gauged how depraved you were. One long section was “Have you ever had sex in or on…” And “airport conveyor belt” was an option.

This simply re-raises the question that came up every time we went over the test: does it count if it’s a solitary activity?

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Yeah, exactly. It’s not so funny when you consider the other stuff they may be taking out and playing with.

Was this filmed in the UK? I showed it to someone and they said it was a “BBC video.”

:wink:

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I hope I’m not the only one who stared at the emoji for a minute thinking, “Dang, that’s some grade-A pareidolia right there.”

If it were mine, it would have a BLUE ribbon!

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Are you in the Mile High Club, Solo Aviators’ Division?

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Dammit! I knew I left it somewhere.

You got me in a friend :slight_smile:

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