Chimpanzees enjoy getting drunk on wine


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#2

Well…duh!


#3

The 1974 pseudo-documentary Animals Are Beautiful People gave us drunk monkeys with wacky music and sound effects. Also drunk ostriches, elephants, wildebeests, and, best of all, warthogs. Followed by hangovers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opLbm0Ldl1k


#4

We used to feed our rabbit raisins, which each contain an infinitesimal amount of wine. Five or six would fuck him up for the evening.


#5

So in Roald Dahl’s Danny, Champion of The World they didn’t need to bother with slicing the raisins open to insert sleeping powder…just get the pheasants to eat enough raisins.


#6

Long as you’re up, get me a cold one.


#7

I recall reading that elephants will seek out windfall apples and intentionally get drunk. Also, a few of them are mean drunks, which is really bad when it’s an elephant.


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