China TV news confuses Fleshlight sex toy for rare edible mushroom

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I swear i saw this posted on BB before… last year i think, but could’ve been from somewhere else. Still, ew… just… ew.

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Yeah that one is a bit old, still amusing and one of those where you shake your head at the news casters thinking how in the hell did that get past EVERYONE?

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A gallery of recycled things…

Let me brush off my recipe for Funky Stir-Fry

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I’m crying I’m laughing so much!

Is it Happy Hour yet?

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Ancient Chinese secret huh?

That’s no Shroom!

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That’s what this is code for:

A classic example of global news lulz from 2012.

Repost.

You think some westerner buried it as a prank? :smiley:

you think the villagers are pranking the reporters?

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we must get to the root of who pulled it!

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I really want to see the promised follow-up report

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This is why the sale of “plain” Fleshlights will be outlawed in the future.
Fake labia, anal crinkles or (mouth-style) lips will be required on all models sold.

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The screenshot is from the bottom side of the, uh, fungus. If you watch the vid, the object in question does in fact have labia (-l foldish features).

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This is… um. Are we sure this isn’t the Chinese version of The Onion or something? I mean… how could they not…?

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I enjoy how when the state news agency hasn’t got a clue they just invent a whole mythology for the thing.

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Maybe in the post about things that fit perfectly in other things?

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Just look at it.

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Yeah seems fake to me. Professionally fake. But then again, so is “real” Chinese news.

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