China TV news confuses Fleshlight sex toy for rare edible mushroom

Well, you know not many people will volunteer that sort of information!

How long until human nature kicks in and some villager decides the plant is good enough for some frisky business?

Sex toy, yes. Fleshlight, no. Fleshlights are not double-ended.

I don’t think anyone buried a recently made rubber sex toy 80 m below the surface, that’s just the cover story to reel the TV reporter in.

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I think you may be unfairly discounting the possibility of time travel.

If it had been 50% smaller, they might have more easily recognized it was a sex toy.

I can’t bear to watch Asian porn, because although the women are lovely, those little penises are just too depressing.

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I suppose that I should really just pass this one over in silence, but I have to ask, do you really think that any nation’s/continent’s porn provides an accurate picture of their people’s physiques?

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IF you go to PornHub and type in “Big Asian C*ck” you can find plenty of videos that should meet your requirements for enjoyment.

Please don’t digress to racist stereotypes, you’ve been capable of much more intelligent engaging comments here in the past, lets keep the bar high, eh?

Humans come in all shapes and sizes and variations, and there is no need for us to not celebrate and appreciate the full range of human-ness without disparaging any one group whether for race or appendage size.

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A brief search found a recent map of the world binned by dick size.


So there may actually be some correlations.

Road trip!

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I’m just surprised that the ditch they were digging is 80m deep. That seems rather excessive… And I’d have expected that something 80m deep for moving water around would be called something like a channel, rather than “ditch” although translation being what it is, maybe the word commonly translated as “ditch” could mean anything from a dry crickbed to the raging Amazon and everything in-between. I don’t know.

Probably translation issues. “Hill” and “mountain” can both be represented by the same character which can cause similar confusions.

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A couple years ago Trojan (?) had to relabel the sizes on their condoms in India, because well, you know…

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Jebus, you’re still going at this? Someone upthread pointed out that you’ve been intelligent and articulate in the past. You’re not doing yourself any favors.

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Seriously, this is gross. It’s not funny, at all. I don’t know why you keep on with this offensive comments.

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