Christian assault rifles now available

I am theoretically (so far) playing with a similar project. A generic computer-operated pan-tilt mount, to operate anything from a camera to an antenna to a gun.

The US military had a similar idea for their armored cars. First they worried that the soldiers wonā€™t cope well by operating the thing via camera and screens. Turned out that the troops are already trained, from videogames.

That assessment works when youā€™re on the side with ample human resources. When youā€™re on the other side, it is wiser to conserve what you got less of, in this case the operators.

I want to learn to weld. If I hadnā€™t found a job when I did I contemplated trying to learn it for a new career - though I am not 100% sure I would be physically up to the task.

I learned the theory from some books and the internet, and from watching youtube videos. The practice ate some steel scrap and took a few projects.

I am rather frail, and if you donā€™t handle big pieces of steel you can do it. A stick welder is cheap (get the inverter, DC is somewhat better and much lighter than the transformer AC ones). Sticks are also cheap, the generic ones, and for more money you can get sticks for cast iron (handy), burning/cutting (handy for grooving out fractures before welding, or making rough-shaped holes), stainless, hardfacing, and even depositing bronze (I didnā€™t try that). Thick pieces of aluminium can be also stick-welded but the electrodes burn FAST.

MIG and TIG would be sexier, but MMA will do most of the common jobs and you donā€™t need to buy and maintain and haul around gas bottles. Laser and electron beam would be even better but a bit out of reach, equipment-wiseā€¦

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Itā€™s a civilian variant AR-15. Standard military issue AR-15s are full auto and are definitely assault rifles. The only difference is that civilian variants do not have a full auto mode. Itā€™s still a weapon designed to take 30 round, 5.56x45mm STANAG magazines, and kill lots of people really quickly.

Really, the potential for destruction isnā€™t all that much reduced by making the weapon semi-auto. It just makes accidents a little less likely.

You know, Iā€™m probably going to hell for this, but my first thought was why charge $1400 for a Psalm 144:1 rifle when clearly the gimmick price should be $1441.

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Iā€™m not making any judgment call about how dangerous it is or isnā€™t, simply pointing out that a weapon that lacks full-auto capability (like this one) doesnā€™t appear to technically be an ā€œassaultā€ rifle at all.

Itā€™s a scare-term thatā€™s being applied incorrectly. (I think? Again, not a gun guy, so Iā€™m not sure)

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Yeah, youā€™re right there.

I still think that even if they donā€™t precisely fit into the class of assault rifles, theyā€™ve got features that ought to set them apart from regular firearms for typical civilian uses though.

I mean, nobody needs a 30 round mag for hunting. Nobody needs a pile of rails for home defense. Itā€™s a rifle optimized for wartime use on the battle field, and is kinda inappropriate for most civilian uses.

Although, it is true that handguns cause a lot more deaths and injuries.

ETA: The only practical difference between a civilian AR-15 and one thatā€™s fully auto is that it takes 10 seconds to kill a dozen people with the civilian model, while it takes about 6 seconds in the full auto variant.

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Itā€™s fashion. Like a micropurse, but for a different aesthetic.

BRILLIANT. They totally should have done that since it was so close to that price anyway.

How much for one that says, ā€œI Like Turtlesā€?

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Funny how they chose that bible verse, and not Exodus 20:13

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blessed are the widow makers

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It isnā€™t an assault rifle. New assault rifles may only be sold to the military and law enforcement.

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Youā€™d only get a gun like that in a Steve Aylett novel (to those that havenā€™t, I recommend reading his Beerlight series).

Ezekiel 25:17.

When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes

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Nah, thatā€™s a different gun, surely? :slight_smile:

Cā€™mon; you know that if a fundamentalist terrorist got his hands on one of these, heā€™d be itching to use it ironically.
ā€œHey, look! Iā€™m blessing the masses!ā€ Bada-bada-bada-badaā€“

First of all, prescriptivism is nonsense when it comes to the meaning of words. The meaning of words isnā€™t decided by a bunch of elderly gentlemen sitting down together at a table and writing a dictionary ā€“ itā€™s derived from usage.

Second of all, where are yā€™all getting this very specific definition of ā€œassault rifleā€? Wikipedia admits any selective fire rifle, even if itā€™s only semi-auto and burst (no full auto). Iā€™m assuming thereā€™s other definitions out there that we could use. Whatā€™s so special about the ā€œfull autoā€ definition?

I mean, besides the fact that it allows a bunch of internet pedants to accuse other people of scaremongering.

Thirdly, since prescriptivism is nonsense, and since definitions are always fuzzy, why doesnā€™t it make sense to allow a slightly non-standard usage of the term ā€œassault rifleā€ to make it clear weā€™re talking about something like an AR-15 instead of something like an M1917 Enfield?

We could compare this to a situation where someone calls a juniper bush ā€œa treeā€ to distinguish it from a collection of shrubs and plants that are less tree-like than the juniper. Technically, a juniper is not a tree, but if the point of using words is to communicate information efficiently and calling it a tree helps people understand what they are supposed to be doing then it seems pretty legit. Calling an AR-15 an ā€œassault rifleā€ gives you the flavor of what kind of gun it is.

Otherwise you have to resort to something like: ā€œOne of those rifles that is tooled as an assault rifle when sold to the military or police, but is never tooled as an assault rifle when sold to civilians.ā€

I mean, especially since I think weā€™re all pretty clear that the appeal of owning an AR-15 in particular is largely the fact that it looks like an assault rifle (because it actually is when tooled slightly differently) and quite deadly to boot. I just donā€™t think the ā€œfull autoā€ thing is really relevant to the info that the author is trying to convey with the phrase ā€œassault rifleā€.

And I donā€™t think correspondingly loose uses of language are policed nearly as strictly as this one. Which makes me think the ā€œassault rifleā€ pedantry is a knee-jerk reaction born of some kind of insecurity or something.

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