Inside the bag reads, “You’ve been dosed with a slow-acting neurotoxin. Deliver all of our packages in a timely manner for the antidote.” Insert Christmasy evil laugh.
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That might explain why one delivery driver read the box a couple times and never looked inside.
I’m going to try and see if I can catch him in person and offer him a tip.
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I think somebody needs to add the appropriate figurine to this edifying scene.
Always everyone’s favourite figure anyway.
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After what happened to Gingy, that seems fair…
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Don’t forget First-footing on the 8th day of Christmas! My relatives from MD and VA really followed that tradition, too…
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If we spent New Years Eve at my grandma’s, in the morning you washed your face with coins in a basin of water for good luck throughout the year.
And never eat poultry on New Years Day or your good fortune flies out the window.
We still won’t eat poultry on New Years Day.
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I would have been sent round the neighbors’ when I was a kid, being black haired, I’m off the hook now as I’m bald and have a shaved head. My eldest has dyed hers black though so she’s old enough to do it!
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Yeah, my brother used to make visits to six households for that, early in the morning to prevent members of the family from being “trapped.” When I became the host of the annual family gathering, one of my cousins arrived early and had to wait outside until he showed up! 
Good times… 
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I’m looking forward to finding out which SNL sketches and performances make the cut for the special next week (on December 21st). In the meantime here are some blasts from the past:
My faves:
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No more goat.
Nooo, It's literally the worst feeling to go down in flames. 😭🥵 But the comeback is always stronger than the setback. And - I’ll be bock!#gävlebocken #alwaysremembermethisway pic.twitter.com/sX9OphWhkc
— Gävlebocken (@Gavlebocken) December 17, 2021
Nice goat pun 
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This, right here, could be the only way we could keep Logan (the giant pre-teen cat) out of the tree.
I’m sooooo tired of putting ornaments back on the tree already this year. Dang thing is probably coming down on Boxing Day.
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Do we need to take away his/her cat card? Any self respecting cat would be at the top of that.
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