I didn’t grow up with Christmas/don’t care about it. I am visiting my girlfriend’s family however, and they celebrate what my girlfriend calls Heathen Christmas (i.e. Jewish Christmas) so I actually have loot to write about for once. I got the most hilarious personal care kit (shampoo, body wash etc.) with a scent called, I kid you not: Really Ripped Abs, made all the more hilarious by my bowling ball physique.
But this was the best gift I never knew I always wanted:
“Isn’t that a kind of fruit?”
