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There is a brewery in Charlottesville, Va. that has a portrait of Christopher on one of their walk in freezer doors.
Walken Closet 
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I have often used his trick of using the fat around the hole in the bottom of the bird to keep the breast meat moistened since I first watched this video 12 years ago.
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… but … why does this video even exist?! It’s great anyway 
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Because reality sucks right now and i’d like to be Walken on Sunshine.
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Take your ‘like,’ dammit.
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Do the chickes have to hold the pears in their butts for the whole time they’re in POW Camp?
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I first thought it said “…cook an uptight chicken…” which maybe meant you had to go Walken 'em around a bit to relax them?
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I don’t know who you are or where you are, but I would like to give you a hug for being so ridiculously funny.
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UK National Health Serice: Why you should never wash raw chicken
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I’m washing my chicken now.
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It’s also ok to jerk the chicken, usually.
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