Can you slap a chicken until it's cooked?

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Just wash your hands before and after.

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This has been done like a dinner but it is still as FAF.

If the chicken doesn’t have a face, isn’t it a spanking machine?

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How rapidly do you have to do the slapping to exceed the pace of heat radiation? It’s not just a matter of slapping it 135,000 times. You gotta keep slapping before the heat can dissipate.

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Forget that brick oven. Pay no attention to that sous vide. Hot pots are so last year! Soon the Boing-Boing Store will be offering alternative ways to prepare those foods you used to grill/bake/boil. :wink:

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No no no, you choke your chicken, its your monkey you spank!

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Ugh, that’s just fowl. :face_vomiting:

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Sound engineer for porn movies says it was his idea.

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Sorry, on short notice, this is the best I can do.

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This is either a reboing or has been discussed in the Happy Mutants Food thread. I think.

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But did we resolve it?

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How do you know when your goose is cooked?

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When the thermometer pops out?

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