Cocaine and MDMA from urine flowing in river near music festival , potentially harming rare eels

Originally published at: Cocaine and MDMA from urine flowing in river near music festival , potentially harming rare eels | Boing Boing

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That really pisses me off.

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“Officer, I would like to report that my hovercraft if full of eels.”

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Eels on drugs, what could possibly go wrong…

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They’re going to need a bigger hovercraft.

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Maybe somehow recycling could be the answer?

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It’s all urine pee pee.

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Now it’s a party!

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Gag Me Christine Taylor GIF

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Will it really harm them? Or, will it rather engender a sense of intimacy in the eel community, along with the urge to talk really fast?

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I love smoked eel, roasted eel, Unagi, but yeah, gross.

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It never ceases to amaze me we can piss out enough drugs to make fish get all wonky down streams. If only we could ISS that shit, and recycle the cocaine, et al.

And now, if we are going to have a raver thread, I should post at least one good electronica song…

Hmmm

How about Underworld live from their Everything Everything album, Rez/Cowgirl

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Well that’s ‘taking the piss’ a bit too far…

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Came for the hovercraft reference; left satisfied. Thankee.

Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей

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Oi, oi; saveloy!

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Originally published at: Prolific rock festival drug pollutes a river, further endangers local eels | Boing Boing

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