All Creatures Great and Small India is bit different.
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I will file this valuable information away in case I ever need it.
Oh happy day, no-one’s posted this yet. Top quality from the League of Gentlemen:
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Not that different.
Attempt 2:
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Just another day at the orifice for that guy.
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NSFW? Seriously? NSFW? Where do you think we work, at a convent?
Are we trying to avoid overstimulating the large Elephant-fetish subculture?
My post is now officially NSFW.
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Yet another golden opportunity to recycle this old joke:
Mom, Dad, and Junior are at the zoo, checking out one of the male elephants. Dad leaves to grab a few things from the snack stand:
Junior: “Mom… what’s that thing hanging underneath the elephant?”
Mom: “Uh… that’s nothing, sweetheart – nothing at all.”
— Dad returns —
Dad: “Darn it. I forgot the popcorn!”
Mom: “Oh, you! I’ll get it.”
—Mom leaves —
Junior: “Dad. What’s that thing hanging underneath the elephant?”
Dad: “That, Junior, is the elephant’s penis.”
Junior: “Mom said it was nothing.”
Dad (chuckling): “Your Mom. I think I’ve spoiled her.”
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I’ve watched maple syrup collection videos that had more action than this.
My thoughts about the animal husbandry/semen collection industry always return to pondering what Monday mornings must be like, after a long, bacchanalian weekend. Punching the clock is one thing. Punching an enlarged pachyderm prostate at the same time must be a little more challenging at times.
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I really wanted to see both the prostate milker and the elephant share a smoke at the end.
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“Milk a bull, you’ve got a friend for life.”
— Yakov Smirnoff
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I’m going to suggest that you video your pupils the next time you… Ummm…
You may find that human and elephant aren’t so different.
Fruit flies; like a banana.
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Sorry. I meant mastodon.
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Just look at it.
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I just had to:
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I’m grateful to Rob for important posts like this during our turbulent times!
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