Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/02/elephant-sees-woman-taking-pho.html
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Elphie selfie.
That musth have been pretty painful.
The video was… truncated…
it looked like it wanted the phone. just what we need elephants texting and blindly stumbling into things just like us de-evolving homo sapiens.
Elephants don’t take photos; they never forget a face.
Probably making a trunk call. Joined BB for that, will see myself out!
Thank you for your service. Make like a stick and stick around.
The elephant wanted a phone so it could multi-tusk.
An elephant was drinking out of the river one day when he spotted a turtle lying fast asleep on a log.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, “Why did you do that?”
The elephant replied, “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago.”
The giraffe said, “Wow, what a memory you’ve got!”
“Yes,” said the elephant, proudly. “Turtle recall.”
-Anon
I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember once I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
All videos end before you find out what happens next.
Tusk have been quite an elephant.
That is kind of beautiful.
Elephant - 1
Human - 0
Pugilistic pachyderm pugnaciously punching pleasant person previously precedented, perchance?
Trunk move.