Colonel Sanders is now also RoboCop

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/22/colonel-sanders-is-now-also-ro.html

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#2

Well, Colonel Sanders is dead and RoboCop is sort of dead and…

Never mind.

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#3

Ah yes, that familly friendly 80s classic!

robocop

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#4

No, I’m pretty sure that isn’t her.

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#5

I hope it isn’t… though not judging her if it is!

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Robocop has a long and proud history of selling Fried Chicken… and stealing fridges.

Hmm Fried Chicken

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#7

A good film but watching it at a far too young age was not the best idea.

This is what you’ve been reduced to, robocop? Then again, he was owned by a corporation… i lost the will to care after the second one.

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#8

Didn’t the 11 herbs and spices turn out to be oregano and black pepper? And they’re keeping it in the Armageddon Vault?

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#9

giphy

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#11

Yea, yea. There ya go…
RoboCop was owned by a corporation and Col. Sanders is owned by a corporation…
RoboCop couldn’t speak his mind and Col. Sanders couldn’t speak his mind and then they both could…
Col. Sanders dressed all in white and RoboCop dressed all in silver which is almost white…
RoboCop does fancy tricks with his gun and Col. Sanders…
Well, he was a Colonel right? He must know how to shoot.


<<<Who do you think would win in a space battle? The Death Star or the Borg Cube?>>>

Rats. Loosing it again…

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#12

Does anyone who eats KFC on the regular really care about the secret recipe these days? I haven’t had it in a while due to better-flavored options because of KFC’s deterioration in quality.
It’s like defending Classic Coke, which is less like the original than Mexican Coke.

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#13

Forget it, Jake. It’s marketing.

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#14

As it turns out, it’s the lovely and talented actress and Groundlings comedian Jessica Pohly - a dear friend who bears a passing resemblance to Carrie Brownstein and was recently in the Jason Bateman Hyundai elevator ad holding “beet loaf”.

https://www.groundlings.com/performer_detail.php?id=738&g=1

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still better than robocop 2014

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#17

How cool! I think she looks less like Brownstein in the Hyundai ad.

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#18

Is that Blast-Off Girls?

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#19

It’s a bit late for that.

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#20

Everything is Blast-Off Girls.

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