Comcast changes customer's name on bill to “Asshole Brown”


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#2

In other news: Comcast rebranding to Asshole-cast.


#3

Maybe the guy really is an asshole?


#4

If a corporation could be a person then Comcast would be an asshole.


#5

“Your honor, I don’t know who this Asshole Brown is, but I’m not paying his bill.” Case dismissed.


#6

Brown, Asshole. teehee


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#8

I wish Comcast treated me this well.


#9

I miss the old days when the worst you’d get called was “Encyclopedia Brown.”


#10

Hell, Comcast can put whatever rude name they like on my bill if I can get 4 years free service out of it.


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#12

I read stories like this and I cannot help but be reminded on one of my personal rules of life:

“Never, ever, ever… ever,ever,ever put a curse word in code. Not even in a comment. Ever.”

That shit always finds a way to the customer.


#13

Christ, what an asshole.


#14

that’s just bad hygiene.


#15

This reminds me of the saga of “Bitch Dog” and “Scrotum Bag Barnes”, a classic from ten years ago. Comcast is at it again!
http://www.seacoastonline.com/article/20050818/News/308189995


#16

In other words: “The person who did this should be fired or held accountable in some way, but that would require a lot of digging and expensive paperwork, so we’re just going to offer this panacea and move on.”

Still it’s not the worst thing Comcast has ever done.


#17

Oh yeah, they should totally be allowed to merge with another cable company and become even bigger…


#18

I assume you’ve never worked in sales? If the customer is an asshole, the correct response is, “Thank you very much, have a nice day.”


#19

He should just not pay the bill. “Hey, sorry, I think you got the wrong person, I’m certainly not Mr. Brown.”


#20

The customer is only an asshole until he pays you the money - then he becomes MR. Asshole.