Compilation video of poorly performing criminals


#1

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#2

Most of these people are clearly ass-hats but that third guy… with the silly pants and big gut who tosses the rock… I feel bad for that one. He looks like someone who really needs help.


#3

Videos like this, in general, make me sad- there’s just such desperation in the (stupid) things they’re trying to do.
So I end up wondering if
a. they’re really just that stupid (totally possible, I realize) or,
b. they’re that out of other options.


#4

I feel like it’s B more often then not. But then there are the two kids on a motorcycle with a gun who bikejack(?) people at gunpoint. Fuck those guys.


#5

Indeed. Though, even there, at least one of them appears to end up dead- which bums me out. Sticking a gun in someone’s face like that isn’t ok, but I’d much rather have seen something less permanent befall him.

Also: Sadly, I think there’s a healthy dose of “a” in there too. Bell curves being what they are and all.


#6

Poor performance is a crime now?


#7

I had to learn to stop feeling badly for people taking risks and failing. It’s the natural result of their actions. Living by the sword and all that…


#8

Before someone says Yakity Sax, here’s the soundtrack this needs.


#9

Why not both?


#10

Never underestimate the power of stupid…look where it got trump.


#11

We’re going to need a “Godwin’s Law” for Trump now.


#12

Tagging for future reference the next time someone ridicules the concept of a good guy with a gun.


#13

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