I hear it’s slightly better with living people, but YMMV
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Claymoregasm? Spearotica?
https://www.punchlinedesign.net/pun_generator/halberd+dildo
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It’s a date which starts out sort of soft and sensitive, and then ends with a badass ripping guitar solo with lots of whammy bar.
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Longboner
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These stories (below) are over a month old. So production was down and now sales are down, too. Hmmm.
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Ah. So there is an app for that.
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Dammit.
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My only frame of reference isn’t a positive one:
Some combinations are better than others:
https://www.punchlinedesign.net/pun_generator/Cemetery+Dating
C’mon. They couldn’t come up with “necromantic” on their own? Necropalust?
A… date in the cemetery? It’s isolated and outside with some much needed fresh air with lots of quiet places to sit. Exposure risk from others is basically nil, unlike a park.
No! Not like that!
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Most people interpret the “six-foot distance” rule to mean horizontal distance, but depth works too.
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Like in economic downturns, baby count spikes way up right after. Now we have economic downturn + stay home = Babyboom 2.0
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I just hope that they turn out to be a less self-absorbed generation than the first round of Baby Boomers. Especially since they’ll probably be the ones running whatever elder care facility I end up in.
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From casual observation, there’s a fairly robust DL scene in Prospect Park. Unscientifically, I don’t know if things have slowed down, but you do see mask litter along with…the other litter.
Party-san?
Harpoontang?
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I hope so too, but believe we are in a cultural swing away from “me me me” so I am hopefull.
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I do not look forward to seeing how Makers try to solve this problem. Not looking forward to 3D printed PLA condoms… 
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Instead of going to 11 in technology, you can turn back to the old time classics, lamb intenstine.
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