Cookie Monster's cookies aren't cookies after all—they're painted rice cakes!

Originally published at: Cookie Monster's cookies aren't cookies after all—they're painted rice cakes! | Boing Boing

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I feel cheated.

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R is for Rice Cake, that’s good enough for me!

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They usually didn’t look much like cookies once Cookie Monster got ahold of them. That’s not the way a cookie crumbles.

Who could ever forget our whimsical neighbors down at 123 Sesame Street? …
the numbers-obsessed Count…

I went decades without realizing that vampire folklore includes such tricks as scattering seeds in front of them, because people didn’t understand it as a compulsion, so of course they made the counting muppet a vampire.

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I still love him.

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Rice cakes are a sometimes food.

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Sure, if the choice is starve to death or eat a rice cake…

Pretty sure they’re packing material and it’s all a prank that’s gotten out of hand.

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They’re pretty good with peanut butter, but I’ll admit the reference is a bit of a deep cut.

Thanks (Michelle) Obama!

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I guess I’m the lone weird that actually likes a rice cake… It’s not a cookie, but it’s a nice filling snack when I’m trying to pretend to eat healthy…

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Smbc Sometimes

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I like rice and I like Marmite but Marmite rice cakes are an abomination.

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Though as long as I don’t have to eat them, I don’t care if people eat them or use them to prop up furniture :woman_shrugging:t3:

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First Styrofoam “peanuts,” and now this! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: When will the madness end? :wink:

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Cookies were a somewhat rare treat in my house as a kid. I remember being greatly disturbed as a kid by how wasteful the cookie monster was when he at a cookie, sending crumbs everywhere. Delicious cookie morsels just falling on the flooor!

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TIL that there are Marmite rice cakes.

I like these tamari seaweed ones:

I used to eat them at work, with peanut butter :yum:

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You win

Where is Big Bird? Oscar?

Oh beloved Mutants show me happy more!

Please

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