Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/16/corpse-hands-reaching-from-beneath.html
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Band name.
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Reminds me of that recent Giuliani interview when a corpse hand reached up and scratched his face.
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But also, possibly, he now has leprosy.
Man, that orange makeup is quite a thing.
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Also, don’t touch armadillos unless you want leprosy and/or Chagas
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Ewww. I can’t unsee that. 
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Don’t armadillos carry the plague? Or is it leprosy?
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Seriously though, at this point, how much worse can the Netherworld be?
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Leprosy. Ground squirrels carry plague.
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Don’t buy ground squirrels. Buy whole squirrels and grind them yourself. They taste better too.
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According to a guy I used to work with, squirrel makes an excellent chicken substitute (though it’s hard to bread for frying).
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The armadillo was beaned when someone heaved their wife’s tiny egg pot as far from the house as possible after failing to make Turkish coffee in it. 
Just teasing, Kevin Reome, welcome to BoingBoing 
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I’m pretty sure he’s wearing the same ring that inflicted Dumbledore’s hand with a fatal curse.
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On interesting armadillo related morbidity/mortality rounds… There are several cases of people (usually young men in the 18-30 range) going to ERs with broken noses as one of the nine banded armadillo’s defense techniques is just to jump straight up a couple of feet.
This tends to cause problems when the thing that scared the armadillo is a car.
This tends to result in a broken nose when some yahoo has cornered or snuck up on an armadillo and is bending over it.
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I’m far too late for the leprosy bandwagon, but was that tiny armadillo peen in the last flipover scene?!
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It’s crunching all the little bones that I don’t like.
Especially the little hands.
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