Correctile Dysfunction: the global crisis of men correcting women who know more than they do

[LurksNoMore]

Step 1: have a body.
Step 2: get a bikini.
Step 3: put the bikini on the body.

[chenille]

It’s simple but important to do right. Having a bikini and then trying to get a body can get you in trouble.

[ClutchLinkey]

Alien trying to understand humankind:
“So you’re saying ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ was okay because Bernie was already fully clothed when they got there, and they didn’t show up with an outfit and find a naked body?”

[anon67050589]

I would love a guided tour through your brain sometime!

[ClutchLinkey]

[anon15383236]

Maybe one solution is to call in Leonardo’s cat?

[someguy]

The patriarchy hates this one weird trick!

Edit: Whoa, I’m posting in an old thread!