Originally published at: Costco releases new life-size motion-activated punk rock skeleton | Boing Boing
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Extremely Metal
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following the click: $159.99* (yerwelcome)
(*“Shipping and Handling included” (…‘handling’?))
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Dammit! Out of stock in my area.
Costco should really invest in a license for the likeness of GWAR.
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I will not accept a Oderus Urungus that is less than 12 feet tall
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Geoff Peterson was always more of a Christmas skeleton, I felt.
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It’s Geoffrey!
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This arms race among the big box stores of increasingly elaborate seasonal lawn decoration is fascinating. I’m not a person who would buy any of it, but I’m enjoying that it exists.
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As the ER people will tell you, anything can be a toy.
I look forward to the hacks so that it can look at someone in front of it.
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Really hoping Costco UK won’t be stocking this… listening to that was almost physically painful.
The accent seemed to veer between London and Sydney, and the less said about the ‘lyric’ the better… 
Only redeeming factor was the guitar playing hand, not just a simple repetitive movement - but oh my this must get tiresome if it’s outside your front door!
(OK negative Nelly signing off…)
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punk is truly dead.
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It’s not 12 feet tall and it’s not very punk, so…
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Glad he found a new job.
… I for one welcome our new etc etc 
TBH the Ghost joke made me laugh
I think they fed the AI song writer the Monks “Bad Habits” album
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Indeed! Well put.
Of course, Costco’s always had the market cornered when it comes to caskets.
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