Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)


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“There are,” the robot said rather wearily, “only a limited number of
character matrices possible, depending first on the arrangement of the
genes within the chromosomes, and later upon environmental additions.
Since environments tend to repeat—like societies, you know—an
organizational pattern isn’t hard to lay out, along the Kaldekooz
time-scale. You follow me so far?”

“By the Kaldekooz time-scale, yes,” Martin said.

“I was always lucid,” the robot remarked a little vainly, nourishing a
swirl of red ribbon.

“Keep that thing away from me,” Martin complained. “Drunk I may be, but
I have no intention of sticking my neck out that far.”

“Of course you’ll do it,” the robot said firmly. “Nobody’s ever refused
yet. And don’t bicker with me or you’ll get me confused and I’ll have to
take another jolt of voltage. Then there’s no telling how confused I’ll
be. My memory gives me enough trouble when I temporalize. Time-travel
always raises the synaptic delay threshold, but the trouble is it’s so
variable. That’s why I got you mixed up with Ivan at first. But I don’t
visit him till after I’ve seen you—I’m running the test
chronologically, and nineteen-fifty-two comes before fifteen-seventy, of
course.”

“It doesn’t,” Martin said, tilting the glass to his lips. “Not even in
Hollywood does nineteen-fifty-two come before fifteen-seventy.”

“I’m using the Kaldekooz time-scale,” the robot explained. “But really
only for convenience. Now do you want the ideal ecological differential
or don’t you? Because—” Here he flourished the red ribbon again, peered
into the helmet, looked narrowly at Martin, and shook his head.

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zacky matt rev jimmy forever 1572 shares zacky matt rev jimmy forever amberdoesntcare blog

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FAQ 1574

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Steampunk to Dog Sweaters. Simplicity has everything.

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1940 was a happy time for cartoon animals.

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Champion racing pigeon.

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This thread totally got me out on a lark, investigating the year 1581.

“Elizabeth I of England awarded Drake a knighthood in 1581.”

I was reading about Drake’s bay on Point Reyes, where he had to heave his ship onto its side for a month to repair the planking because it was leaking. There was some controversy as to precisely where this occurred, but historians have generally settled on Point Reyes, CA. So fascinating!

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No idea what you’re talking about.

But let me tell you about the Chinese Emporer Jiajing, who died in 1567!

Half-wrote a couple last night, ran out of gas.

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Oct. 8, 1582: Nothing Happens … in Catholic Lands

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Frederick Henry Prince of Orange - Born 1584

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1585 is the year the English sent troops to help the Protestant Dutch against the Catholic Spanish, which will lead to the Spanish Armada and Sir Francis Drake all that madness in coming years.

But here is an picture of something that is supposed to be a dog…

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This is from another forums “Count To A Million” thread.

The world Map in 1587

Just to point out to non-Aussies, that at this time Europeans had a pretty fair grasp on the land masses of the world, except for Australia. Explorers really didn’t get a full grasp on Australia until the early 1800’s.

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