And in today’s buried lede…
Duh. If they divide the chores, they get done faster and neither is too tired for some frolicking afterwards
Pity they didn’t study same-sex couples, because I understand they experience much greater gender equality.
A house divided cannot shag. ~ Lincoln’s little known marriage advice column
A made bed is a laid bed.
I think we know who wears the French maid costume in your house.
Vacuuming the shag carpet.
Clean windows prevent streaking.
RatWoman’s going to cut you!
For some reason she doesn’t think she looks sexy when she’s pregnant. I profoundly disagree. Fortunately the hormones are still raging, so I win. But it would be nice if the shift from “don’t touch me!” to “you get busy right now buster!” had a little more notice.
Aw, you missed the most obvious one:
The family that scrubs together, rubs together.
The family that works together twerks together.
The family that tidies together gets slippy and slidy together.
The family that moves the couch together…uh… moves the couch together?
Their houses are clean from top to bottom.
“and pick up that feather duster!”
(I don’t know why I picture your family speaking in rhyming couplets.)
i still can’t believe sweeps/sleeps passed me by…
The family that sweeps the halls together balls together.
The family that sweeps the passage together hides the sausage together.
Hey, it’s been known to happen. More often than me picking up a feather duster, fer sure!
Because sex is a chore.
Fair is fairly divided.
If sex becomes a chore, you should divorce.
In pretty much every discussion about the division of household labour women complain that they lose sexual interest if their partner doesn’t pull (usually) his weight. “It’s like dealing with a child. Im not attracted to children.”
I just thought it was that chicks dig dudes who clean stuff in the house (or the pool if you have one).
Not at all. One gender tends to be woefully underrepresented.
“We demand gender equality within marriage” is actually just a stealth anti-marriage-equality slogan.
Not as long as it’s on the list, after cleaning the litter box, and before washing the garage.
Nah, they only look at the checksum bit.
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