Originally published at: Covid vaccine makes you homosexual, says Iranian cleric | Boing Boing
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Just wait. The antivaxxers here will start to cite this as “a reliable study.” 
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Whichever flavour of Invisible Bearded Sky Man™ they worship, religious fundies like this clown will go down in history as having enabled the spread of Covid.
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Conservatives will use any excuse when they are found having sex with another man except “it’s awesome fun dude!”
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Well at least he didn’t say that jewish space lasers start wildfires
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So wait. I get so confused by this. I thought being homosexual was a choice? If an injection can make me the homosexual, doesn’t that imply a biological aspect to this?
Alternately, if my choice is being dead or getting the gays, I will gladly take the gays.
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I thought it was cannibal zombies that came from the vaccines? I get so confused.
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What happens if I am already gay when I get the vaccine? Do I get gay super powers?
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Make a reptile of you…
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What’s so hard to understand about gay cannibal zombies?
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I don’t think that’s the covid vaccine.
The street name in Russia for homemade desomorphine is krokodil (Russian: крокодил, crocodile), possibly related to the chemical name of the precursor α-chlorocodide, or the resemblance of the skin damage caused by the drug to a crocodile’s leather
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I assume after the first shot I’ll have three or four weeks of being bi to get used to the idea.
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I saw pictures of the users of this goo. Man, it is very sad and frightening!
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That´s the real reason for two shots!
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whooohoo, looking forward to my new superpowers, and elevating my aspect to its full potential!
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I can think of lots of worse side effects, like what if the vaccine made you ultra-conservative (shudder)?
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