Cracker from the Titanic up for auction

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Can I get two hardboiled eggs with that?

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That’s amazing! I just happen to have a whole package of Nip-Chee from the Titanic! I had no idea they were precious…

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Is it gluten free?

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This will go well with 138-year-old wedding cake that Elaine steals from J. Peterman.

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Best served with a slice of cheese from the Hindenburg

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Certified to float, even with Leo DiCaprio hanging off the edge of it.

May not necessarily stay crunchy, though.

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Oh the huge manchego!

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I’ll bet it tastes terrible.

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You don’t slice it, you melt it on, right?

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There’s no Jesus on this. I’m out.

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But the Sea of Galilee (or Africa) :smiley:

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Polly want a cracker?

Soggy biscuit?

Yea, collectors of Titanic memorabilia will surely face stiff competition from the league of antique cracker aficionados.

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Gotta love raclette. “Screw it, let’s just melt a giant wheel of cheese and call it dinner”.

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And a silhouette of the last rat to jump ship!

(JesusRat wants his cracker back.)

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You people are good.

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@shaddack @awjt @japhroaig

We gotta buy this damn cracker!

Then Japh grinds it into a sourdough culture, and we make Titanic crackers! Billions of 'em!

All with a theoretical portion of that one cracker from the Titanic. Come to think of it, I guess we don’t need the whole thing…

We’ll need manufacturing, initial funding, international marketing…

Titano-Boingers?

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