Craiglist ad for new Speaker of the House


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The position is not vacant. Boehner is still Speaker until a new one is chosen, and it’s beginning to look like that might take a while. The Freedom Caucus is rejecting everybody, and they seem to be running the show.

Fun fact: If 44 moderate Republicans crossed the aisle, they could elect Nancy Pelosi!


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The posting has already been tagged for removal.

The phrase “U.S. House of Representatives” probably set off CL’s decency filters.


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Translation: If pretty-much-all of the remaining moderate Republicans grew a spine, they could paint targets on their backs to be recalled and replaced with appropriate fanatics for the perceived crime of treason against the GOP.


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Hey, I never said it was likely.


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That’s pretty accurate, right down to the lack an equal opportunity employer notification.


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Yes, but I like keeping my flights of fancy down below the sort and degree of improbability that is the hallmark of the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.


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I can’t imagine why. That sounds so boring.

An insurance agent just called you boring.

Crap! Spoiler tags, how do they work?


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…heh.


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