Hello. My name is funruly, and I miss @Donald_Petersen.
Last he checked in, it seemed that he was tending to the real-life challenges that might befall any responsible adult who has family and friends and career ambitions.
My hope is that someday he will have the time to come back and entertain us with his myriad of wit and obscure pop culture knowledge.
When he returns, let’s give him a gift. Let’s give him a thread of jokes and puns and the usual silly stuff that he likes to crack wise about.
Here’s the set-up…
The old grizzled barkeep, seeing as no other was in hearing distance, leans toward you and asked: "I heard you are in the know. So, what really did happen to Donald Petersen?"