But if you want to leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there
Oh baby baby it’s a wild world
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh baby baby it’s a wild world
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There must be 50 ways to leave a forum.
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Just slip out the back, Jack!
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make a new plan, stan.
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Get out of the hive, @FGD135
this is where you were, @smulder
Now you gotta go, @navarro
And be seeing you @tuhu…
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Paul Simon would be proud.
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And uh… something someting @humbabella?!?
(“um-ber-ella” is the closest I can come and anything using it would be so forced)
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I was only doing this tomfoolery for the people that started it,
So…
Head back to the attic, @Melizmatic
It’s the end of your novella, @anon50609448
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I’d critique the rhyme, but honestly, it’s pretty true to the source material… 50 ways to leave your lover is not exactly America
(Or The Boxer, or Graceland, or Diamonds on the Souls of Her Shoes, or Kodacrhome, or Me and Julio down by the Schoolyard, or Obvious Child, or You Can Call Me Al, or …)
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What?!? I was hoping it was pure The Waste Land. 
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At least you got a mention; guess I’m stuck here forever…
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Me too. good thing there is a fully stocked bar.
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The river’s tent is broken: the last fingers of leaf
Clutch and sink into the wet bank. @tuhu and @Tamsin_Bailey
cross the brown land, unheard. @Melz2 and @anon50609448 are departed.
Sweet @anon61833566, run softly, till I end my song.
The river bears no empty bottles, sandwich papers,
Silk handkerchiefs, cardboard boxes, cigarette ends
Or other testimony of summer nights. The nymphs are departed.
And their friends- @FGD135, @smulder, @navarro;
Departed, have left no addresses.
Everyone accounted for?
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Stop visiting daily?
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I assume “Bailey” is pronounced to rhyme with daily, but realize it might be pronounced “luxury yacht” or something.
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I thought she pronounced it Bologna.
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I’m nowhere near posh enough for that.
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