Some people take life too seriously. If rich white guys canāt take a joke, then who can?
And gun-fondlers insist thereās nothing kinky about their hoplophilia.
Iāve even had a guy say heād love to shove his gun up my ass and pull the trigger so I got the full idea of how powerful his weapons are.
Bwahahahahahahahahaā¦ I love how that was probably meant to sound tough, but comes out so incredibly insecure in the context.
I quite hope thereās some gunsmith out there taking an inspiration and working on an actual shooting-capable dildo. A single-shot shotgun could be easy enough for a weekend project.
Because thatās what Iād love to do.
There is significant anxiety element in gun ownership. Could work for some better than valium, doesnāt need dealing with doctors and usually doesnāt build up tolerance.
The lack of self awareness is stunning!
I bet heād fail the Turing test
I donāt know if Iād say insecure, exactly, but it does sound a lot like some of the very homoerotic flirting I read on my kink sites, thatās for sure! Maybe it was just a somewhat flubbed pickup line?
We sure could use some tolerance-building in this context.
Iāve just realised that I have more experience of guns than of dildos.
Thereās probably something wrong with that.
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Anything is a dildo if youāre brave enough.
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I think the Sling Shot guy has a better shot at delivering.
āCreator of āRepublicans shooting dildosā blog explains himselfā
No need for an explanation, I love you just the way you are.
And any old hole is a good place to stick it, if youāre a brave enough ammosexual. Aināt that right, big boy?
Fire in the hole!
Yes, I said that.
Ohā¦ you. Someone needs a hug.
Not that I donāt appreciate looking at her, but I donāt think my bosses would appreciate it.
Could we get some sort of NSFW flag on this gif? I donāt particularly like the sensation of reading through a BoingBoing thread and suddenly spraining my neck to make sure that thereās no one looking over my shoulder.
In a comment thread titled āCreator of āRepublican shooting dildosā blog explains himself?ā Why would you think this thread wouldnāt be NSFW? (Depending on where you work, of course.)
My work really likes it when I look at such things.
Regards,
J. Whitney Rumplefitz
Texas Dildos
Marketing and Social Media Team
Perhaps itās merely a guilty conscience?
If prudes deserve your allegiance, you could probably just avoid topics with ādildoā in the title. I can understand that dildos might be too sexual for some people (somehow, despite not being aliveā¦), but the photo of a clothed person fondling a rifle is merely suggestive.
This is the part that made me laugh the hardest. I know things have (thankfully) changed a bit there in the last decade or so, but The Wet Spotsā Texas Annie still comes to mind. (Insert NSFW here, in case itās not obvious.)
Edit: Credit song to The Wet Spots.
