Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas - and other recipes created by a neural network

You have a way with words. Are you, perchance, Vogon?

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This reminds me of “Developmental Valley School Lunch Menus” by Phil Austin of Firesign Theatre, one of the greatest food riffs of all time. “Oysters frightened by chickens.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoU2Y8I4FA

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Come on, this “neural network” is clearly just stealing from old Apple Cabin ads.

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Lol: Me too!
I’m thinking some of those may not be so bad. I once went to a fancy restaurant where they served strawberries with a mustard cream sauce. Sounds terrible, but it was excellent.

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— an incredible mouth-watering dish of our own House Tap’s Crystal Clear Cold Water, lovingly poured into a Heirloom Croque Pot that pleases Your eye as much as Your palate (1)(2)(3)

(1) lead
(2) chlorine
(3) trihalomethanes

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I am Beasy Mist.

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