Critics claim penis gummies look like lighthouses

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Knew I’d seen these before. :wink:

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They have those!

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(An especially apposite and piratical version, for this topic!) :wink:

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Well, I am feeling a bit teste(s) today.

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well, well, well, looks like the image filters really did a number on that one. Try

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Yes and no.

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Penis or lighthouse? Whatever. Get in mah belly!

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Can’t unsee.

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Sometime a penis is just a lighthouse.
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does anybody have a copy of “the pussy song”?

This one?

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accomodation

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Or this one?

This is what happens when you Google: candy cock song

This place is corrupting me.

Thank you.

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Isn’t it awfully nice to have a pussy?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a clit?
It’s swell to have a snapper
It’s divine to own a snatch
From the thinnest little beaver
To the world’s biggest thatch.

So three cheers for your pewter or vagina
Hooray for your golden pouch of God
Your camel-toe, your bearded clown
Your luter or your twat
You can shave it into shapes
Or you can wear it like a hat
But don’t let a man come near it, of that’s the end of that
They won’t come back.

Thankyee all…

allegedly part of Eric Idle’s Liverdance.

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This is an all around better dick gummy:

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