Knew I’d seen these before. 
(An especially apposite and piratical version, for this topic!)
Well, I am feeling a bit teste(s) today.
well, well, well, looks like the image filters really did a number on that one. Try
Yes and no.
Penis or lighthouse? Whatever. Get in mah belly!
Can’t unsee.
Sometime a penis is just a lighthouse.
does anybody have a copy of “the pussy song”?
This one?
Or this one?
This is what happens when you Google: candy cock song
This place is corrupting me.
Thank you.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a pussy?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a clit?
It’s swell to have a snapper
It’s divine to own a snatch
From the thinnest little beaver
To the world’s biggest thatch.
So three cheers for your pewter or vagina
Hooray for your golden pouch of God
Your camel-toe, your bearded clown
Your luter or your twat
You can shave it into shapes
Or you can wear it like a hat
But don’t let a man come near it, of that’s the end of that
They won’t come back.
Thankyee all…
allegedly part of Eric Idle’s Liverdance.
This is an all around better dick gummy:
