Critics claim penis gummies look like lighthouses

I’ve seen thousands of penises - none of them looked like these. Yes, lighthouses.

Hey, lighthouse libel! I’ve always felt that lighthouses were stalwart defenders of the coastline, protecting all mariners, whether pirate or fisherman, from danger. I’ll not hear another word said against these noble Cock Houses of the Coast! Lighthouses!

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Two demographics, one mold design.

It’s pretty genius, NGL.

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