Crowdfunding a Church of the Subgenius alien contact beam

Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke.

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Tempting, so very tempting to go all pornographic here. But Eris is giggling, and that does not mean anything good. She was looking through my archives of the war between the Discordians and the SubGenii, when the Xists were prevented from arriving in 1998, and She found my involvement back then amusing.

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I’ll see it when I believe it!!!

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Ah yes, the complicated-joke-disguised-as-a-religion vs. the religion-disguised-as-a-complicated-joke. As long as no one tries to immanentize the eschaton, why argue?

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Another great Sub-quote!

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What other religion offers eternal salvation or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! Praise Bob! The church received my $30 years ago, and I’ve never looked back. When I ran over the Buddha in the middle of the road, I never looked back. I’m just not all that good at looking back. You unbelievers are all going to look stupid when X-Day comes.

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All we need to imanentize the eschaton is a big “here we are come get us” beacon.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

bit.ly/SlackOn

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(don’t look up)

Why? It’s not like I haven’t seen him before.

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We’re talking High Weirdness and mad SCIENCE! collected by J.R. “Bob” Dobbs himself in a secret underground lair- You take a few trips through the temporal morphosizer and see how your tenses stand up in your futurepast, mister big shot.

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