Ancient humans interbred with "mystery population"

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Finally scientists confirm the SubGenius’s Yetisyn ancestry!

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Rishathra!

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I think I’ve been on the internet too long…the first thing that popped into my head while reading the link was that someone has probably already created a cartoon showing a bunch of Stone Age male humans sitting at a Star-Wars-esque bar saying to each other ā€œI’d hit thatā€ as they look at an assortment of female hominids.

To complete the scene, it would show that the date rape drug of choice back then was a club.

I need to go scrub out my brain now.

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I wish he hadn’t gone with the ā€œLord of the Ringsā€ analogy. It just opens the door for more Gimli/Legolas slashfic.

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Oh for goodness sake would you all stop making the lazy links with aliens. It just makes you all look stupid. I know you think it’s funny but it’s not. It’s just annoying and juvenile. This is especially true since this ā€œmystery populationā€ is blatantly just highly evolved time travellers from the distant future…

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My first thought… We are all YETIS.

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Can I just add (on a slightly less humourous note) that it’s nice to see that boingboing’s headline highlights what seems to me (the layperson) to be the important part of the discovery whilst Nature’s ā€œspicedā€ ā€œrampantā€ headline looks like something from a tabloid rather than a self-described ā€œInternational weekly journal of scienceā€. Sad that even Nature has to resort to that.

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After they moved to Inner Earth they stopped calling.

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This was already solved, it was Gaius Baltar.

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This has all happened before.

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My thought doesn’t go to Battlestar Galactica…but rather to the ā€œGolden Torcā€ Series of Julian May.

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Or do you mean… Time traveller aliens?

ā€œWhat it begins to suggest is that we’re looking at a ā€˜Lord of the Rings’-type world — that there were many hominid populations,ā€

Holy shit–maybe I am a half-elf ranger!

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Oh that depends entirely on whether or not you consider cyborgs to be alien…

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Golgafrinchans?

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One thing you can count on with us humans. If we can’t eat it or spend it, then f*^k it.

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Atlantean superwomyn. Hasn’t anyone here read that book?

(Okay, it’s bad, and racist, and sexist as all hell.)

I think the Golgafrinchans’ naming committee would be very happy with 'Mystery Population".
It’s really edgy and appeals to the 18-30 demographic.

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