Crowdfunding a porno movie in space

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Spaceballs

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I’m not a James Bond fan or anything, but Attempting Re-Entry really is the most appropriate title.

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But the name will never do…

How about Emmanuelle actually in Space? Although they’ll never beat the original. Softcore FTW you guys, seriously.

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Going to correct myself, I guess the XCOR Lynx suborbital is close to prototype stage? Not a lot of space for sexy times in there (it’s one passenger+pilot only), but it meets the requirements and claims a 4 minute weightless experience.

EDIT: It also seems the main customers are the winners of the AXE Space Program deal from a year ago, so they aren’t against outrageous publicity stunts.

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Isn’t “Emmanuelle actually in Space” basically Barbarella?

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Notice I said “If they just want zero G.” Although they reportedly used the "Comet’ for weightless scenes in Apollo 13.

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Zero-G-Spot

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So many titles they could use, “We Come In Peace” gets my vote.

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Men In Back.

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They’ll have to call it just Galactic after this.

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Milky Way P.O.V.
Lost in Space
No Space Between Us
Into the Black Holes
Deep Space Exploration
Point of No Return
XXX Space Odyssey

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All I can think of is the stray lube and bodily secretions drifting around in micro-gravity like little airborne traps for the unwary film crew. And then it falling like rain as gravity reasserts itself … :frowning:

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Home, home on LaGrange, Where the space debris always collects, We possess, so it seems, two of Man’s greatest dreams: Solar power and zero-gee sex.

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If it’s the first porno in space, name it after the first satellite: Spunknik.

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Now we’re getting somewhere.

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Spoogenik has closer pronounciation. In Russian, the “u” is pronounced more like “oo”.

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It’s Farscape One all over again!

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The Back Hole.

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