I guess Big Bang Theory is right out of the question, eh?
A whole new meaning to the concept of docking in space.
Stratosphornication?
Have they considered offering 1.7 million each to two existing astronauts?
Leverage
It’s a great idea, but there’d be no “atmosphere”…
Bang ZooooM!
[quote]When will the movie be made?
That depends on your generosity! Following the end of our campaign, our crew will receive 6 months of rigorous training before they’re able to be launched into space. Once trained and certified, our team members will be entering space via a consumer space shuttle.[/quote]
They will be entering space on a whatwhat?
If they just want zero G, couldn’t they use the “Vomit Comet?”
So, the “Vomit Comet”. That’ll certainly be a filming challenge.
I call B.S. Soyuz costs tens of million per person, Virgin Galactic says 6 minutes of weightlessness – and (unless PornHub knows something Sir Richard isn’t telling the rest of us) isn’t ready, vomit comet doesn’t go to space.
The Vomit Comet(s) aren’t qualified to be called a space or a shuttle! They provide a few seconds of weightlessness but other than that they are regular commercial/military planes with minor reinforcement. So those are out.
Boldly going where many men have gone before.
Virgin Galactic is the only reasonable choice for two people and a (skeleton) crew. 6 minutes is more than pretty much anyone can provide on suborbital(-ish) level.
But again, it doesn’t really go anywhere right now, so I guess they are just hedging their bets - “Oh, don’t look at us, it’s the flight company fault we can’t film this movie. So, here’s a porn movie with 200K worth CGI while the director flew to Bali with the remaining millions”.
Well, it’s not really porn unless someone is getting screwed.
Adapting some old titles…
Destination Poon(Destination Moon)
Flying Dick Man From Mars(Flying Disc Man from Mars)
Rocketship X-X-X (Rocketship X-M)
The Man from Planet XXX(The Man from Planet X)
No adapting needed:
It came from outer space
The thing from another world
Riders to the Stars
Have Rocket, Will Travel
okay, I’ll stop now…
Lust in Space, obvs.
