Crowdfunding a porno movie in space


#1

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#2

I guess Big Bang Theory is right out of the question, eh?


#3

A whole new meaning to the concept of docking in space.


#4

Stratosphornication?


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#6

Have they considered offering 1.7 million each to two existing astronauts?


#7

Leverage


#8

It’s a great idea, but there’d be no “atmosphere”…

Bang ZooooM!


#9

[quote]When will the movie be made?

That depends on your generosity! Following the end of our campaign, our crew will receive 6 months of rigorous training before they’re able to be launched into space. Once trained and certified, our team members will be entering space via a consumer space shuttle.[/quote]
They will be entering space on a whatwhat?


#10

If they just want zero G, couldn’t they use the “Vomit Comet?”


#11

So, the “Vomit Comet”. That’ll certainly be a filming challenge.


#12

I call B.S. Soyuz costs tens of million per person, Virgin Galactic says 6 minutes of weightlessness – and (unless PornHub knows something Sir Richard isn’t telling the rest of us) isn’t ready, vomit comet doesn’t go to space.


#13

The Vomit Comet(s) aren’t qualified to be called a space or a shuttle! They provide a few seconds of weightlessness but other than that they are regular commercial/military planes with minor reinforcement. So those are out.


#14

Boldly going where many men have gone before.


#15

that already happened in 1999: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310288/


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#17

Virgin Galactic is the only reasonable choice for two people and a (skeleton) crew. 6 minutes is more than pretty much anyone can provide on suborbital(-ish) level.

But again, it doesn’t really go anywhere right now, so I guess they are just hedging their bets - “Oh, don’t look at us, it’s the flight company fault we can’t film this movie. So, here’s a porn movie with 200K worth CGI while the director flew to Bali with the remaining millions”.


#18

Well, it’s not really porn unless someone is getting screwed.


#19

Adapting some old titles…

Destination Poon(Destination Moon)
Flying Dick Man From Mars(Flying Disc Man from Mars)
Rocketship X-X-X (Rocketship X-M)
The Man from Planet XXX(The Man from Planet X)

No adapting needed:
It came from outer space
The thing from another world
Riders to the Stars
Have Rocket, Will Travel

okay, I’ll stop now…


#20

Lust in Space, obvs.