Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/28/crows-can-count-and-they-caw-as.html
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I used to think that we have our opposable thumbs to thank for corvids not being in charge. Now I think it’s just a matter of time.
Crows can count and they caw as …
Seems like some words are missing from that sentence.
… “they count?”
It’s not the counting that concerns me as much as the judging.
I’m fairly sure whales are doing complex math and think of us as morons for not understanding them.
corvid AP
“4 minus 2…”: caw caw
“2 minus 4…”: wac wac
Sure, they can count. But let’s see them design, conduct, and analyze elaborate research projects to prove we’re almost as smart as they are!
It’s missing the caws and effect
That’s just it, they are doing that as we speak! I read about this in the well-known documentary piece The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Of course, he disguised them as rats, but that was because the corvids threatened him if he revealed the plot.
Recycling this from one of my other posts: The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
Our Deck Crows™ have a practice of looking at us in the kitchen from the railing, looking down at their feet, then back at us, as “excuse me, where are the treats?”
Previously:
• Crow found holding unidentified human’s fingers in its beak
Uh, maybe we shouldn’t give them any ideas about what’s keeping them from becoming our overlords.
Nooo…I need them!!
Sorry, Laurie.
Flying birds. Excellent birds. Watch them fly. There they go. [Don’t count them out.]
Just the occasional “We’ll be sorting through a garden now, and expect you to recognize our mise. You are on rep. 42 of something with that kettle bell.”
If we start seeing evidence of physics calculations using base 4, we are hosed!