Cruz Missile PR: Finally, a guaranteed way to ensure your book zooms to the top of Amazon's bestseller list!

Originally published at: Cruz Missile PR: Finally, a guaranteed way to ensure your book zooms to the top of Amazon's bestseller list! | Boing Boing

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It may have worked in this case but most of the time the Cruz Missile is a dud, either blowing up before launch or sputtering out after a very short flight.

doctor conan obrien GIF by Team Coco

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If I was the author I would send Cruz one of those delicious fruit bouquets as a thank you. Just to rub it in.

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Said it before…
I have spent a lot of time working with my biases and learning not to judge people instinctively on their appearance.

With Ted Cruz, I cannot. Something about his face is utterly repugnant.

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Didn’t watch. Do they give credit where its due?

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Backpfeifengesicht

Translated by a native German speaker as “a face in need of a fist.”

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