Originally published at: Cryptid hunters! Ford has a car for you... - Boing Boing
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A few weeks ago, I saw a Sasquatch edition in the wild and it got me curious enough to look it up.
I (and the majority of people who buy these) will never need the off-road heavy features. I won’t ever buy a new vehicle.
I do think that the livery is killer, though. The badge alone is enough to drive a Bigfoot enthusiast wild.
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They’ll have a lot of space in the trunk if they’re expecting to fill it with bigfoot evidence…
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What does that mean, exactly? Special cupholders that are optimized for carrying extra-large pee bottles?
As I learned from the new book The Secret History of Bigfoot (which is really more about the subculture of Bigfoot hunters than it is about the cryptid itself) apparently there are Bigfoots all over North America, including locations like Arkansas and Kentucky.
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For that you’ll need Sam Elliot
Heh- I saw one of the “Heritage Limited Editions” a couple days ago that was kitted out in a similar fashion with the light bars and such, but then we have people in my area with more money than sense. (It was in immaculate condition- like it had never gone off road or something. /sarcasm)
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Proudfeet
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I wonder if Mothmen are the winged breeding drones that service the Bigfoot queens?
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