Current American politics explained

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Well thatā€™s not too oversimplified.

[note sarcasm]

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Trump certainly wants you to believe heā€™s turning out the ā€œdonā€™t votesā€ of the world. In fact, thatā€™s his whole case for electability in the general: Hillaryā€™s (or Bernieā€™s) platoons of effete coastal elites will be swamped by an unprecedented wave of disaffected voters. Heā€™s actually used Nixonā€™s phrase about the ā€œsilent majority,ā€ in this case people so silent they never vote.

Since half the electorate doesnā€™t show up in most presidential years, itā€™s not statistically impossible. But neither is there any evidence that itā€™s actually happening.

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Iā€™m suspicious that the kerning on ā€˜Clintonā€™ was intentional.

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Iā€™d really like to see a libertarian candidate on that chart. Iā€™m not sure where they would fit in but votes would be taken from all of the currently listed candidates.

Great news, X-ers! According to Rob, weā€™re still young people!!!11!!!1!1

(Or he completely forgot us. Same as it ever was.)

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Huh, ā€œex-patriotā€? Did Rob mean ā€œexpatriateā€?

More to the point, I think this chart isnā€™t adding enough to the confusion. Then again, Iā€™m a Discordianā€¦

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I suppose, if youā€™ve skedaddled to live with the Cousins, itā€™s possible to be both.

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Robā€™s just continuing the bOINGbOING tradition of advertising the worst candidates the most. Thereā€™ll be no Greens at all, and rarely any Libertarians.

Just lie back and think of England.

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ah the slide explaining how ageing hipsters are pretending to be young.

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Shouldnā€™t the color ramp go the other way?

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And no LibTards at all!

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As Robā€™s tag on the article suggests, you are supposed to think about the colors. Red has a far longer association with socialism and Labour than it has with its association with the Republicans.

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I was thinking more about the seething hatred part than the republican part.

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Thatā€™s about right. What surprises me is that Trump appeals to two different class of voter.

Such a relief.

Here Iā€™d been thinking that American presidential politics was weirdly complex and complicated, when it turns out that it can all be reduced to a simple one-dimensional axis of generational-ageist bullshit.

Good to know.

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expatriate?

you misspelled boners in your otherwise brilliant opening sentence to your porn novel.

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Easy.

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Itā€™s bothering me that Sandersā€™ color is red and Trumpā€™s is blue. The spectrum ought to go the other way!