#My post was off-topic because:
You’re starting to remind me of the little old ladies at the grocery store that lose their minds if you don’t use the little separator bar thingy on the conveyor belt. Like calm down, no ones gonna steal your tomatoes ma’am!
Do you remember when those things didn’t even exist, and noone stole our groceries?
Just the other day we were bemoaning and missing the good old days when you’d crate your groceries and then send them down rollers to the outside parking lot and attendants would put the crate in your car for you! /sigh
The separators aren’t there because of other customers. They exist because often the checkout clerks are brain-dead and if there is no separator demarcating my groceries from your groceries, they just keep ringin’ and ringin’ and ringin’ goddammit no I did not walk up here with vegetables, toilet paper, dog food and MORE dog food of a different variety and different vegetables in a separate section STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPPPpppppp please mr. clerk get your head out of your butt, but will you join my professional network on LinkedIn?
And then put each individual apple into its own individual bag. Double bagged, even.
@othermichael DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE TO US!? GROCERIES!
Dude, it’s better than getting our asses chewed by all the rabid feminists on here who think we are out to get them.
Sweetie, no one wants to chew your ass, stop offering and pull your pants up, its getting embarrassing.
Wait I wasn’t wearing pants?
If I ever see ‘rabid feminist’ in print again DDoS’s will occur.
You’re just trying to curry favor! I know it!
…I have a curry in my fridge, how did you know?
(Crap, I always have a curry in the fridge)
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
The comments are coming from inside the house!
The farts are coming from inside the house.