Dᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴇᴀsʏ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴘʟʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ-ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴏғғ-ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄ ᴛᴀɴɢᴇɴᴛ?


#21

Here are some interesting stats:

Only 1/5 of Americans identify as feminist.

And rabies is incredibly rare in the USA, with most cases coming from infections that occurred outside the borders.

This makes the chances of the existence of a “rabid feminist” exceedingly rare. Calculating beep boop beep: one to three rabid feminists might show up every five years. And even then, they probably came from outside the USA.

The rate of rabid feminism is, by the numbers, vanishingly low. And the calls from rabid feminists would most likely not be coming from inside the house.

Calls from RABID MISOGYNISTS, however… most likely originate from inside the house.


#22

You had me at calculating beep bop beep.


#23

Interesting question that remind me, recently I met a young man who claimed he did shadowy intelligence work for the gov’t. That seemed intriguing, but I really doubt people who do that go around and tell other people they just met, right? After a few moments he went to the bathroom and never came back. Anyone know if that’s a normal training exercise? If so, it was pretty weak. Crap, in posting this, did I just irreversibly connect my on- and offline identities? I have to go to the bathroom but I’ll be right back.


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#25

Curry is super yum. One of the finest. Speaking of dragon’s breath, y’all need to make your own Garam Masala. Fry the spices dry in a cast iron pan until they just start to smoke. Then slide them onto a plate to cool. Then grind them to a fine dust in a coffee grinder. So good.


#26

Shouldn’t this be one fo those “select multiple” polls?


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#28

Mysteries of ages past / An unenlightened shadow cast / Down through all eternity / The crying of humanity


#29

You have to factor in that your life expectancy when you have rabies is like 2 to 10 days. The average number of rabid feminists in existence at any time is extremely small. Probably no more than a few hundred thousand.

Though wikipedia tells me that 5 of 43 people treated with a new protocol for rabies have survived. If 1 in 5 Americans is a feminist, then we know for a fact that there is one at-one-time-rabid feminist out there.


#30

I’ve never actually seen one. I’ve seen some impostors who claim to be rabid, but when I draw them out to really dig into the issues and explain their positions, they never actually have rabies and are just garden variety feminists.


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#32

What the hell.


#33

Ya, WTF, indeed! I guess that the MRA demographic is a somewhat untapped market…


#34

Goddammit, I just want to punch the shithead who thought that was a good idea. Faaaaaaaahk.

Pardon me, but that kind of stuff makes me angry/shouty/stabby.


#35

You know, now that the white male is literally the lowest rung in society due to all the SJWs, I think it’s great that we have products like these to boost our boys’ fragile esteems.


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#38

Justlafjustlafjustlaf.

Fuck, no history? No self realization why the original is important?
(Shit, my cat is cleaning my hair, one sec)


#39

Fir those not in… wherever:


#40

How do I paper-airplane?