I believe he actually prefers “Lord Humongous”, but will answer to “Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla.”
Rashomon is a good metaphor here, whether it’s sexual harassment or not depends on how you want to interpret his comment. Was he being silly, or was he trying to embarrass her? And if it’s the latter, does that water down the definition of “sexual harassment”? Was he even referring to his penis, or his weight? If he had said his name was “I.P. Freely”, that also jokingly references his penis, but is urination sexual? If he had said the same thing to a guy it wouldn’t be sexual harassment, but then maybe that’s the point.
Dammit! Beat me to it by one minute!