Daily Mail sues Google over Piers Morgan's weak search results

Piers who?

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Ask Google…

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I hope Google’s privacy policy allows them to show aggregate numbers for customers setting “Not Interested In: Piers Morgan”.

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Can’t they just both lose?

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Gee, that difficulty in finding browser-search answers featuring the Daily Mail wouldn’t have anything to do with the Stop Funding Hate campaign, would it? Because any time I see someone on Social Media link to the hateful publication, I ask them not to do so. It seems to work. Naturally the Daily Fail will have no understanding of this, any more than it comprehends empathy and human decency. May it perish in flames, and Piers Morgan along with it.

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Some days I imagine the legal departments of companies like these just sit back with a few beers and laugh at all the idiotic things people sue them for…

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File this under “even a stupid, fascist, deliberately obtuse stopped clock is right twice a day.”

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Boing Boing remains a work in progress…

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I can’t unsee that image.

moisturizeme

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the shit bucket daily mail whines that someone is being unfair to THEM. the irony.

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Daily Mail: Hah! Now we don’t need Google to drive readers to our pages!

Also Daily Mail: How come Google isn’t driving readers to our pages after we purposely took steps to do just that?

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I thought of this:

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That image is disturbing. Is this the new @beschizza replacement for mouth-eyes?

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Would you … like it to be?

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NO!

Just kidding. Your modifications are hilarious.

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Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

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As far as I can tell, they’re suing Google because they believe people masochistic enough to actively search for miserable taint stick’s racist ramblings aren’t preferentially directed to the Daily Heil’s obsolete SEO shenanigans.

That said, “miserable taint stick’s racist ramblings” should absolutely turn up Piers Morgan.

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Can confirm. This is duckduckgo but it does in Google’s for me too:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=“miserable+taint+stick’s+racist+ramblings”&t=brave&ia=web

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Then we should make that happen.

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